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What is your name?
Theadore Edward Roofio Von Wibble - a.k.a Higs
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Would you rather
a) Fall off a cliff, lie there for several days, get gnawed on by woodland creatures, only to be hospitalized and have several of your favorite limbs amputated? Or
B) Just fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo and be done with it
You say it like fucking yourself in the ass with a dildo is a bad thing.
How many girls have you laid in the past month.... be honest
Do farm animals count? Ask the sheep how many girls I laid. Heh, heh
What is the square root of 567, 832?
Since when are there commas in numbers?
Explain exactly happened to blink 182?
See question #3;…They chose poorly
Rage against the machine, or rage against the coke machine?
Why is there so much age… I love you man!
Have you ever had a nightmare involving any of the following?
a) Mickey Mouse Well once. Mickey mouse was going
b) Rodney Dangerfield Down on Rodney Dangerfield while
c) Oprah Oprah stripped for Yacko, Wakko and
d) Yacko, Wakko, or Dot Dot with your neighbors pet boa
e) Your neighbor's pet boa constrictor Constrictor.
What's better, a 10 million-dollar house with no fence, or a 10-dollar trailer with a 10 million dollar fence?
This is Cake. The 10-dollar trailer; You can sell the fence to buy a shitload of dirtbikes.
What would you do to a pop singer if you got your hands on them in the middle of the desert with no one around?
Depends. Is it Britney Spear-me, or Justin Timberflake?
Imports or Detroit?
Detroit sucks. Budapest is the best!
Which gives you the best mental image? Drew Barymore, Drew Carey, or Drew Carey banging Drew Barymore?
Drew Carey is so dreamy.
If you were to be turned into a monkey, would you want to be the one that tosses shit at the people at the zoo, or the one with a constant boner?
John would have a constant boner. I would be eating my shit.