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If 1 + 1 = 2, and its the second Wednesday in December, and Buffy had the forearms of the incredible hulk, and the forehead of Xenas real life cousin, would you consider sharing a groovy, paranormal experience with the daughters son of the queens king of mideastern beurocracy of western Delaware?
1+1 isnt equal to 2 dumbshit.
Have you ever "walked in" or have been "walked in on?" and do tell...
There was a thunderstorm... and I was scared... and mommy was making bad noises.
If you were in a position to spank or be spanked, what would you prefer?
Spanking sounds so painful. How about "playfully caress?"
Finish this sentence: I am not an Osker Mier Weiner because
That doesn't work. I AM an Osker Mier Weiner.
What would you come back as if you were to be reincarnated?
A grain of sand. Do you know where some of those things can get stuck?
Would you rather be buried in peas or carrots?
Peas - they're all squishy.
Would you rather go down in history or go down on Jennifer love Hewitt?
Would I go down in history for going down on Jennifer Love Hewitt?
If a man with no arms has a gun. Is he 'armed'?
Better question - Would he still have the right to "bear arms?"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
I don't know. Maybe you should put the lemon juice in the dishwasher, and drink the dishwashing liquid.
In your 1987 movie, ‘The pedafile gone sour’ why did you eat that stupid apple?
I didn't know it was stupid... really, I didn't.
11. Have you ever flossed with a witty nun? And if so… How did that make you feel?
No, but my priest touched me.
12. There’s a nerd in all of us… in 50 words and 1:23 seconds or less… tell us what the most nerdish thing about you is. Ready… GO!
Stop making fun of me! Im not a nerd! Go away! You hate me! I'll show you all! I'm better than you! Naw, no im not. I suck.