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Have you ever "walked in" or have been "walked in on?" and do tell...
Yes, and yes. I dont know what your talking about...
If you were in a position to spank or be spanked, what would you prefer?
Spank; I do it all the time, so Im good at it.
Finish this sentence: I am not an Osker Mier Weiner because...
That's just something I want to be.
What would you come back as if you were to be reincarnated?
Pete Hanisch
Would you rather be buried in peas or carrots?
Peas. Heh heh. Squishy.
Would you rather go down in history or go down on Jennifer love Hewitt?
I'd go down in history because she'd be going down on me.
If a man with no arms has a gun. Is he 'armed'?
If he could fire accurately enough with his feet... sure.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Both products just tase better that way.
In your 1987 movie, ‘The pedafile gone sour’ why did you eat that stupid apple?
Dude, that was SO Jake.
Have you ever flossed with a witty nun? And if so… How did that make you feel?
Sorry, no
There’s a nerd in all of us… in 50 words and 1:23 seconds or less… tell us what the most nerdish thing about you is. Ready… GO!
(50 words) I pick my nose and eat it. (1:23 seconds or less)