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What is your name?
Engelberg Humperdink
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
He is a circus midget named Squeek
Would you rather
a) Fall off a cliff, lie there for several days, get gnawed on by woodland creatures, only to be hospitalized and have several of your favorite limbs amputated? Or
Just fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo and be done with it
(he circled B)
How many girls have you laid in the past month.... be honest
Past month? Null Set
What is the square root of 567, 832?
Some # greater than 0 and less than 567,832.
Explain exactly happened to blink 182?
They licked too much anus.
Rage against the machine, or rage against the coke machine?
Coke Machine!
Have you ever had a nightmare involving any of the following?
a) Mickey Mouse - No, but Minnie, ohh yea
b) Rodney Dangerfield - Huh-uh
c) Oprah - Maybe
d) Yacko, Wakko, or Dot - Nope
e) Your neighbor's pet boa constrictor - Neighbors don't have Boa
What's better, a 10 million-dollar house with no fence, or a 10-dollar trailer with a 10 million dollar fence?
A 10 million house with no fence, but a MX track.
What would you do to a pop singer if you got your hands on them in the middle of the desert with no one around?
Depends on how horney I was.
Imports or Detroit?
Where is Import?
Which gives you the best mental image? Drew Barymore, Drew Carey, or Drew Carey banging Drew Barymore?
No! Don't think. BAD!
If you were to be turned into a monkey, would you want to be the one that tosses shit at the people at the zoo, or the one with a constant boner?
Tossin' poo is so great. I would do that all fuckin' day if I was a professional zoo monkey. What a great job...